The Newcastle upon tyne Speed Donk Experience
Speed Donk Bangers Volume. 2

They're back!!!!

A donktastic review:

'In preparation for this review, I scanned my memory for a bleaker time when I might have seen 'The Newcastle Upon Tyne Speed Donk Experience' live. Vague recollections of Cuntfields 2016 blurred my vision (or I might have necked a few glasses of wine). Regardless, I had braced myself.'

1. Starts with a healthy bassline, to be fair. And then a punk refrain with more riffs than expected... ooh! And then a classic 3-chord bridge. It's like the Sex Pistols if they were born in Newcastle. In 1990. Not awful.

2. Tuneful... Reminiscent of mid-nineties Skunk Anansie... kind of. Great fuzzy guitars on this one. Sounds like the Prodigy stuck in a traffic jam under the QE2 bridge.

3. You could be forgiven for thinking this was early Offspring (at least until the vocals kick in). Sampled from a subway tramp after too much Special Brew. Particularly enjoyed the Pat Butcher reference, however.

4. Ahhh... I see what's happening now. These are COVERS. Well, covers with a big pinch of salt. Salt laced with ketamine. The riff to this particular NIN song is always going to be a banger, so I'll allow it.

5. Another Eastenders reference! Big up Ian Beale. This is fantastic in its ridiculousness. I could even bop to this.

6. Distorted vocals morph into a Teletubbies-esque plod along.

7. I've always hated the original of this song; it reminds me of drunk Essex slags at a caravan park disco, and no amount of donk, or even a key-change, can save it. Please stop.

8. Remember the time when PJ got paintballed in the eye and went blind? Yeah. Sounds a lot like this.

9. Would be an alright rendition had it not been for the bunch of guys playing on upturned saucepans in the background. But I guess that's the idea.

10. Promising start, and not a complete brutalisation of SOAD.

11. Saved (once again) by the original. Growing tired now.

12. Last song! C'monnn. I wish I was in a coma. Please for the love of God kick in so I can be done with this already and get back to listening to the originals. Halfway through this 'track' and I want to stab needles into my eyes. Not sure if I can make it through till the end without my ears bleeding. Do these guys have day jobs? My entire evening is ruined. Dear God. Nope, that's it. Cut off at 1:15.

In summary: props to you if you can make it through even half of this album.

Reviewed by Bee Pritchard

01 Speak English or Donk
02 Donk for the Christians
03 Banging Donk Uber Alles
04 Donkfuckers
05 Playing Banging Donk
06 Lets Fucking Donk
07 Donkarillo
08 Byker Donk
09 Saint Donker
10 Bounce Banging Banging Banging
11 Here comes the Donk
12 Fear of the Donk



pi r^2 - Uptempo For The Slow Enjoyment Of Life

 Jaunty little release from pi r^2, kicking off with 'Der Blut', which hammers away like an overenthusiastic woodpecker at LaserQuest in the late 80's. Your game face is on, ducking around dim-lit corridors, pace reminiscent of eating 8 vending machine snack bars in a row whilst blasting creatures on MS Doom. As clean as a teenager in a fresh shellsuit wielding his first Nerf gun. 'I.F.T.V.' seems to have fallen into a goth-punk gig at the Underworld, drunkenly staggering around pointing trigger fingers whilst stomping a New Rock hoof but with the jovial tappings of a seaside bucket and spade. The real reward comes midway through Track 2, when lightweight LaserQuest explodes into full-on Paintball. A moodier Challenge Anneka 

1. Der Blut
2. I.F.T.V.

Blurb written by Bee Pritchard



ILL - Time To Get...ILL


ILL - 7!cHO sideproject, with his younger brother 7oKI on VOC.

01. Brutal Porn Slam Attack
02. Great Sisters of Extratone Apocalypse
03. Summertime sadness (Lana Del Rey COVER)

If you like shity sound, its time to get...ILL


IMPLΛNT - Spinal Cord

LAR's Flashcore master returns! 4 tracks of his killer cyber soundscape futurecore dedicated to Extratone legend Noize Overdose. Also includes videos for Animal Assault "Electrolysis" & IMPLΛNT "Iron Man"

1. Animal Assault - Electrolysis
2. Animal Assault VS IMPLΛNT - Noize Overdose
3. Noize Overdose VS IMPLΛNT - Robotic Slavery
4. IMPLΛNT - Thyroid



Frontcore - Time Of Sorrow

The new single from Metal/Breakcore crossover band Frontcore

01. Time Of Sorrow (ft V.Mirtchev)
02. Time Of Sorrow (Instrumental)


Low Entropy - Confrontation

Low Entropy returns to Legs Akimbo with a third album of high quality Acid, Hardcore & Doomcore

01. Low Entropy - Doomed Echoes (Signals Out Of Nothingness)
02. Low Entropy - Icy Cave
03. Low Entropy - Cultural Orphan
04. Low Entropy - Outer Space
05. Low Entropy - The Power Of Love (Bassdrum Version)
06. Low Entropy feat. InterStella Moonbeam - Best Day
07. Low Entropy - Post Acid
08. Low Entropy - Green Comet
09. Low Entropy - Wake Up (Refined Mix)
10. Low Entropy - 11-59 (The Doomsday Clock)



Eater Of Sheep/Bl00d Overdrive - Soft Noize Wall 2!

Following the collapse of the first Soft Noize Wall, Mad Emperor Bl00d Overdrive and the legendary mutton-wizard, Eater of Sheep, began construction of a second Noize Wall in 122 AD. Though originally the wall was designed to seperate the Roman Empire from the barbarians to the north, it is now a popular tourist attraction among deranged extratöne fanatics. It offers beautiful views of the countryside and 117.5 km of the most disgusting distortion ever downloaded, all topped off with tinnitus inducing 'tönes!

1. Intro
2. Eater Of Sheep - Raspberrytone
3. Bl00d Overdrive - Hey
4. Eater Of Sheep - Dancing On the Walls
5. Bl00d Overdrive - 100 Seconds Of Allah Roasting Infidels in Hell
6. Eater Of Sheep - Re-Quantum-Sheep-Dipp'd
7. Eater Of Sheep & Bl00d Overdrive - Musique Haraam


The Sound Of The Fox - We're Ready To Party

The Fox is back! Since his last appearance on Legs it would appear he has spent a bit of time looking through your bins in the search for a whole bunch of crazy shit to mangle, the end result is 6 tracks of cut up Breakcore naughtiness full of mad sampling, crispy breaks and the occasional spray of distorted kickdrums, you know you want it

01. Makinas
02. We are ready to party
03. Spaced out1
04. Spaced out2
05. Sintiki
06. Deep deep inside of you I see the dancer

Artwork by Oana Calin


Matt Bleak - Proxy War

Former Night Terror Recordings overlord Matt Bleak has returned from self-imposed exile in the tropics to deliver 8 rapid-fire onslaughts of noise-drenched nihilistic splitter punk and anarchistic extratone insanity! Short, ultra-violent bursts of insane speed and manic droning kick bass tones combine with what sounds like the prized record collections of 1000 geriatric crust punks being totally destroyed in a riot-porn induced frenzy to make the perfect soundtrack for your next nervous breakdown!

01. Dirty Bastard
02. Extratone Attack Part 1
03. Extratone Attack Part 2
04. War Until Victory
05. Murder Kill
06. Proxy Wars
07. Splitter Punx Not Dead
08: CRASS - Demoncrats [Matt Bleak Unofficial Remix]

All tracks wreckorded somewhere in Brisbane, Australia between January 2013 and February 2014